"What is God's cell phone number?
No lie.
Straight out of the mouth of Baby Chicket.
Daddy - "It's unlisted."
Me - LMAO!!!!!!!
Silent Stories#7
2 days ago
Showing posts with label SWS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label SWS. Show all posts
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Six Word Saturday +1
Cate is gonna kill me. I'm cheating. So completely cheating.
But it wouldn't have sounded right with only 6 words. I needed ONE more.
"You must not be from around here."
Middle Chicklet has issues. Seriously.
Mainly issues with anger mangement & frustration. He expects perfection of himself - especially when related to sports.
He is unbelievably fortunate to be one of those kids who are just born athletes. He picks up a sport and excels at it. Disgusting, I know, but true.
However, in HIS eyes, he can't just excel. He must be perfect. We all know only I am perfect that is never gonna be the case.
HE, however, can't get it through his THICK skull.
So during his last game, he SHOWED HIS BUTT!!!
Yes, you heard me right - SHOWED HIS BUTT!!!
He did his normal shortstop thing (flawless) and was getting very agitated that the other kids on the team were being typical kids and making errors here & there.
He came into the dugout, throwing his arms in the air, bitching & moaning about how "Our team sucks!" TOTALLY inappropriate.
Me to another mom - "Did you just see him show his butt?"
Her - "What?! He pulled his pants down?"
Me - "NO!!! He acted a fool. Oh......you must not be from around here...."
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Six Word Saturday Times TWO!
Wanna play?
"boursin cheese - How do I love thee"
Holy Macaroni!!! If you haven't had boursin cheese...
It's like manna from Heaven. OK, not REALLY, but pretty darn close.
It's in the specialty cheese section, and it's....manna.
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"Sweet and Sassy - Here She Comes!"
Calling all teenage workers at Sweet and Sassy...
Bone up on your groove. Baby Chicklet is in the house.
And she WILL shake her groove thing!
(Mute the blog music at the bottom for the FULL effect!)
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Six Word Saturday
Show Me Cate hosts Six Word Saturday, and it one meme that I always do! Head over & check it out!
"Neck Hurts - Wrecked Pumpkin's Freaking Car!"
Does that sum it up!?!
After Pumpkin got home from work, I had 2 errands. First - go to Kroger and get ice, beer, coke, margarita mix. Second - head to the liquor store for Patron (no sense in making a sub-par margarita!) & Crown. Yes, we like our booze.
Don't judge.
Left Kroger with a full trunk. Movin' on to the liquor store.
Alas - some teenage PIZZA driver decided to gun it through the intersection WHILE I was turning left! How rude!
Bottom line, ice started to melt, beer gets warm and I have to wait an hour longer to make my margarita!
Damn pizza boy.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Six Word Saturday
"Middle Chicklet's baseball team REALLY sucks."
No, they REALY do!!
First game - Loss - 16-6
Second game - Loss 16-3
It's painful so watch. So much so I'm blogging at the baseball game. Nobody tell him.
Or he MIGHT want to use my tweezers for something else revolting.
Go to Call Me Cate for MORE Six Word Saturday.
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