Cate is gonna kill me. I'm cheating. So completely cheating.
But it wouldn't have sounded right with only 6 words. I needed ONE more.
"You must not be from around here."
Middle Chicklet has issues. Seriously.
Mainly issues with anger mangement & frustration. He expects perfection of himself - especially when related to sports.
He is unbelievably fortunate to be one of those kids who are just born athletes. He picks up a sport and excels at it. Disgusting, I know, but true.
However, in HIS eyes, he can't just excel. He must be perfect. We all know
only I am perfect that is never gonna be the case.
HE, however, can't get it through his THICK skull.
So during his last game, he SHOWED HIS BUTT!!!
Yes, you heard me right - SHOWED HIS BUTT!!!
He did his normal shortstop thing (flawless) and was getting very agitated that the other kids on the team were being typical kids and making errors here & there.
He came into the dugout, throwing his arms in the air, bitching & moaning about how "Our team sucks!" TOTALLY inappropriate.
Me to another mom - "Did you just see him show his butt?"
Her - "What?! He pulled his pants down?"
Me - "NO!!! He acted a fool. Oh......you must not be from around here...."