Until someone gets hurt.
First goes Middle Chicklet.
Piece of cake.
Next up...Eldest Chicklet.
After the candidate for Mother of the Year (insert my picture HERE) stops hysterically laughing, it occurs to me that the Eldest Chicklet isn't moving her arm.
This is where we meet Captain Obvious.
Captain Obvious - "So you hurt your arm snowboarding down a playground?"
Eldest Chicklet - "Yes, ma'am."
Captain Obvious - "Well that was stupid."
'Cause we didn't already KNOW THAT!
is not what happened.
More like THIS.
A "jammed" elbow.
To which I say, "How exactly do you jam an elbow, because I've never heard of that."
Captain Obvious, "(Insert eye roll and "Are you really that big of a dumbass" tone) Uh - just like you jam any other part of your body."
K. Thanks for the explanation.
At least she has ANOTHER snow day tomorrow to recuperate.