ARE.YOU.READY?
Silent Stories#7
2 days ago
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
And the winner is...
Y'all are like "DANG, Girl! It is WAY past the deadline!!"
I know, and I'm soooo sorry! But what's a girl to do? I have been working my fingers to the bone whilst playing tennis and drinking beer!
Now, to the point! The winner of my ultra fabulous Eden Fantasy's Giveaway is......
Carey at Life in the Carpool Lane
CONGRATULATIONS, Carey!!!
If you didn't win, Tattooed Minivan Mom is having an Eden Fantasy's Giveaway RIGHT NOW!
Get on over there and enter. I did! :)
Get on over there and enter. I did! :)
Monday, March 2, 2009
Tag I'm It!
So, this morning when I was totally NOT blogstalking MckMama desperately NOT trying to be number one on NMM, I stumbled across THIS X-rated version of "Not Me!" Monday.
Those of you who know me well, you will understand I had to immediately follow Ms. Nikki - I mean, someone else with a warped sense of humor?! How could I not! (Not to mention every time I think of her name, I start breaking out with Prince's Little Nicky song!)
And since she immediately recognized that I was demented perverted angelic just like her, she tagged me to list 6 weird things about myself.
Since I'm the most normal person I know, it took me like 10 hours minutes to come up with THIS!
1. I'm SO not being a copycat, but I don't wear underwear either. I can't STAND pantylines nor do I like things crawling up the behind. SOOO - it's commando for me!
2. I carry salt everywhere - usually 2 kinds. One type for my margaritas and one type for my beer. Way bizarro, but I love it!
3. I know EVERY word to Meatloaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights." If you are near me and hear it start to play, get out of the way. 'Cause I will RUN YOU DOWN to get up and sing and dance. Loudly. And I don't sing well. At. All.
4. I don't like icing. I will scrape it off. My mom makes me cupcakes with no icing for my birthday (even though I stopped having them several years ago).
5. I ate so many hot wings - hot as I could get them - during my last pregnancy that our friends said I would have hot sauce shooting out of my breasts rather than milk. TMI????
6. Potty humor will make Diet Coke spew out of my nose. Consider yourself forewarned.
Now - time to PASS IT ON!
1. Pooba - Grand Pooba
2. Sass - Are You Sassified?
3. The Wife O Riley - Living the Life With The Wife of Riley
4. Mama Belle - The Bayou Belles and Their Beau
5. Snarky - Snarky Much?
Finally - Got a comment from Mandy today and hoped over to her blog to return the love. The post was "When Hell Freezes Over". Cracked me up!
6. Mandy - ...life's about a dream
Award Squared
Welcome to Award Central - I'll have two, please!
This little treat was a gift from TWO blogger friends! Veronica Lee and R Susanna.
Veronica Lee was one of my original followers and never fails to show me love!
R Susanna is has a quality that of course I have to admire since I share it - brutal honesty! (And a sweet sense of BITE ME for the ex-husbands, or as I like to affectionately call mine, the anti-christ.)
And THIS pocketfull of cuteness came from Janie. Now Janie is one of THE most creative bloggers I've seen. You gotta go check her out!
Rules, blah, blah, Rules
List 7 things you love and tag those who show attitude or gratitude. BUT I'm not going to tag. I'm feeling a bit rebellious today. However, I'm also feeling GENEROUS! Feel free to take either or both if you don't have them!
I love:
1. My Family
2. Summer
3. Hot Wings
4. Margaritas
5. Beer
6. Tennis
7. COMMENTS!
Consider yourself TAGGED!
"Not Me!" Monday
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Gracious alive! It has been a LONG week and a LONG list of things that I did NOT do, but I'll try to limit myself in sharing with the world.
I did NOT have way too much fun on the tennis trip to Rosemary and MESS up my stupid foot again. I am ALWAYS super cautious with it because not only would I NOT be able to play tennis, but it also limits my interaction with Baby Chicklet. So it would have been tres irresponsible to drink too much and party like a rock star, dancing like a fool, after I played 4 1/2 hours of tennis. Nope - wouldn't do it!
I did NOT shovel massive quantities of food and adult beverages in my face because, hey, I'm going to start being good on TUESDAY.
I did NOT continue to say all the wonderful things the eldest chick is doing and how great of a girl she is just because I knew it would pi$$ off one person in our group of tennis gals. Ya see, I am now a GROWN UP and would NEVER resort to such childish behavior.
I did NOT come home after being gone for five days and almost immediately get annoyed with middle chicklet and continue to be that way for the rest of the night. As I had an inifinite amount of patience in store since I was without children for, did I mention, FIVE days my patience factor was at an all time high and he would so NOT drive me crazy within a few minutes!
I did NOT forget to tell Pumpkin how much I appreciated all he did while I was gone. I would NOT tell him I noticed how clean the house was and how awesome it was for him to do laundry. Since I'm perfecto wife numbero ONE, I would NEVER have neglected to do those things!
Y'all have a great week and do NOT do any of the things I did NOT do!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
ROOOOOD!
We watched these clips last night and laughed and laughed and laughed.
Giiiirrrrllll - I will CUT you!
You are REEEE-DICK-AH-LUS!
Just one?
Autograph, anyone?
Who wants my autograph? 'Cause I am BONA FIDE famous! During our tennis extravanga (pics soon!) at Rosemary Beach, we went to Summer Kitchen Cafe for lunch. One of my friends went inside and got my food for me while I went potty before I wet my pants (too much beer will do that for ya!). She came outside and said, "The owner heard about our tennis group down here from READING YOUR BLOG!"
If I had not JUST left the bathroom, I would have peed myself! WHAT?!
I jumped up and went inside to talk to her. She has Rosemary Beach keyed into her Google Reader and whenever anyone writes about, she gets a notification. WAY COOL!!!
If you are ever down at Rosemary, go check out their restaurant. They have a portabella wrap to DIE FOR!
So - stand in line for the autograph. It could be worth MILLIONS one day!
If I had not JUST left the bathroom, I would have peed myself! WHAT?!
I jumped up and went inside to talk to her. She has Rosemary Beach keyed into her Google Reader and whenever anyone writes about, she gets a notification. WAY COOL!!!
If you are ever down at Rosemary, go check out their restaurant. They have a portabella wrap to DIE FOR!
So - stand in line for the autograph. It could be worth MILLIONS one day!
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