So, this morning when I was totally NOT blogstalking MckMama desperately NOT trying to be number one on NMM, I stumbled across THIS X-rated version of "Not Me!" Monday.
Those of you who know me well, you will understand I had to immediately follow Ms. Nikki - I mean, someone else with a warped sense of humor?! How could I not! (Not to mention every time I think of her name, I start breaking out with Prince's Little Nicky song!)
And since she immediately recognized that I was
demented perverted angelic just like her, she tagged me to list 6 weird things about myself.
Since I'm the most normal person I know, it took me like 10
hours minutes to come up with THIS!
1. I'm SO not being a copycat, but I don't wear underwear either. I can't STAND pantylines nor do I like things crawling up the behind. SOOO - it's commando for me!
2. I carry salt everywhere - usually 2 kinds. One type for my margaritas and one type for my beer. Way bizarro, but I love it!
3. I know EVERY word to Meatloaf's "Paradise By The Dashboard Lights." If you are near me and hear it start to play, get out of the way. 'Cause I will RUN YOU DOWN to get up and sing and dance. Loudly. And I don't sing well. At. All.
4. I don't like icing. I will scrape it off. My mom makes me cupcakes with no icing for my birthday (even though I stopped having them several years ago).
5. I ate so many hot wings - hot as I could get them - during my last pregnancy that our friends said I would have hot sauce shooting out of my breasts rather than milk. TMI????
6. Potty humor will make Diet Coke spew out of my nose. Consider yourself forewarned.
Now - time to PASS IT ON!
1. Pooba - Grand Pooba
2. Sass - Are You Sassified?
3. The Wife O Riley - Living the Life With The Wife of Riley
4. Mama Belle - The Bayou Belles and Their Beau
5. Snarky - Snarky Much?
Finally - Got a comment from Mandy today and hoped over to her blog to return the love. The post was "When Hell Freezes Over". Cracked me up!
6. Mandy - ...life's about a dream